Captain Kremmen

Adventures with the World's Most Fabulous Man

Transcripts: Radio Plays

Here are the transcripts from the Captain Kremmen Radio Plays which were created and recorded by Kenny Everett between 1976 and 1980 during his time on Capital Radio.

There are 12 known Captain Kremmen stories, totalling in excess of 100 individual episodes.

There are no official releases of the radio plays and the audio files found on the internet are often incomplete and contain no broadcast date information. There can be two or three different versions of the same story - UK / US versions, and later broadcasts that were edited to combine shorter episodes into longer 5 minutes episodes, often containing different intros and outros.

The transcripts here are based on the longer episode UK versions found on archive.org, as these are the most complete series I’ve managed to find.

  1. Captain Kremmen and the Krells
  2. Captain Kremmen and Queen Iris
  3. Captain Kremmen and the Goo
  4. The Adventures of Captain Kremmen
  5. The Krells and the Macronites
  6. The Sun Suckers
  7. The Banana Drama
  8. Double Trouble
  9. The Oil Planet
  10. The Prison Ship
  11. Captain Kremmen and the Gremmets
  12. The Greatest Adventure Yet From Captain Kremmen
  13. Kremmen: The Movie