Vinyl Releases
The Greatest Adventure Yet From Captain Kremmen (1980)
- Side A: Part 1 (18:14)
- Side B: Part 2 (20:48)
Blurb: Sunshine travelling to Earth at 186,000 miles per second (and why not, it's downhill all the way!) glints upon the mighty hull of the Troll One as it trundles majestically down the runway of Kremmen International Airport, New York.
Year 2009, aboard Dr Heinrich Von Gitfinger, famed nuclear scientist and inventor of Fluoride Shampoo, the shampoo that gives your comb healthy teeth! Carla, chief assistant and captains comforter in times of stress. A woman with a bust so big, when you put your arms around her, you have to make two trips!
Also starring on this fabulous album are the following stars: Orson Carts, Polly Filler, Tania Bum, Phyllis Stine, Tim Buckeroo, Oliver Sudden, Lord Elpus, Anne Doverfist, Rhoda Boat, Sir Aeos le Thofolks, Gordon Heaven, Edna Bucket, Blanche Talmonds, Claude Yereyesout, Rosie Cheeks, Betty Cashvoucher and Wendy Boatcomesin...but most of all Captain Kremmen!!!! The man with more brains than sense who on this album battles it out in Stereo with - Gort leader of the Thargoids, a beast fiend so cruel, he once forced Dolly Parton to play the Accordion.
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More info at Discogs. Full album on archive.org.
Captain Kremmen And The Krells (1980)
A 1-sided flexi-disc used to promote the LP "The Greatest Adventure Yet From Captain Kremmen" and book.
More info at Discogs.
Kremmen: The Movie (1980)
The full film soundtrack featuring voices by Kenny Everett and music by Chris East and Ray Cameron.
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Side A:
- Kremmen The Movie Soundtrack (Part One)
- Announcer
- "Call For Kremmen" By The Aliens
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Side B:
- Kremmen The Movie Soundtrack (Part Two)
- Kremmen And Q
- "Pretty Pauline" By Back Street Band
- "Q's Theme" By The Aliens
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More info at Discogs. Full album available on archive.org.
Call For Kremmen by the Aliens (1980)
Songs featuring in the Alan Carr / EMI film production Kremmen: The Movie
- Side A: Call For Kremmen
- Side B: Q's Theme
More info at Discogs.
The Adventures Of Captain Kremmen: Help a London Child (1978)
- Side A: The Adventures Of Captain Kremmen
- Side B: Conversations With Ken
A charity record that was only available with a donation to the 1978 Help A London Child appeal fund, promoted by Capital Radio. The B-side features Kenny Everett in light-hearted conversation with Jonathan King and Michael Aspel.
More info at Discogs. Radio show broadcast: 1978-03-27 (MP3): mixcloud.com.
"Captain Kremmen" (Retribution) (1977)
- Side A: "Captain Kremmen" (Retribution)
- Side B: Retribution
More info at Discogs.
A Captain Kremin Special: Help a London Child (1976)
- Side A: A Captain Kremin Special
- Side B: Capital Radio Presents...
Captain Kremmen heads to the Thargoid planet in Vector 9. When the crew arrive, the Thargoids want to extract all knowledge from the crews heads!
This release is a charity record that was only available with a donation to the 1976 Help A London Child (HALC) appeal fund promoted by Capital Radio. The B-side has Kenny Everett thanking the listener for purchasing the record.
Note: Captain Kremmen incorrectly printed as Captain Kremin.
More info at Discogs.